bottle 15 or where in the fuck is bottle 15 or excuses excuses

bottle 15 actually happened during the 4th of july.  i missed it. which is sad because it involved hallucinogens and people getting hit with watermelon in the face. ask around, you’ll hear about it.

we haven’t been lazy or stalled as some people would like to think. i went to maryland which didn’t sell fighting cock for some dumb goddamn reason and other than that we’ve been drinking beer more than anything. not sure why, it just happened that way. probably because we have to drive to a different county to get alcohol and beer seems closer than the liquor store for some reason(they’re in opposite directions).

we went to the liquor store the other day and they were out. can you believe that? i wanted to burn the liquor store down. but no one would have cared in a couple of years. you catch that?

the fury is coming. i give you my word.