how did you come up with fighting cock summer?
actually we were drunk on fighting cock and it sort of decided itsself. i wish i could say that there was more behind it but then you could never believe a word out of my lying mouth.
are you affiliated with fighting cock distilling company?
unfortunately no, i have a desk job that doesn’t involve booze in any way. i don’t even have time to daydream about working there. i’ve been on bardstown road before but never had enough sense to visit the place.
can i participate in fighting cock summer?
fuck, i don’t know. i’m not your dad. this blog isn’t meant to encourage anyone to do anything. it’s about documenting the lessons and adventures from drinking fighting cock all summer.
do you think bragging about drinking is cool? pssh, you call that drinking? aka all questions that pertain to drinking.
this blog isn’t about drinking or saying that it’s cool or that we’re cool or blah blah blah. there’s no credit to be had in drinking, no matter how much people look for it. if i write “i was so drunk” then it’s only meant to illustrate my condition at that moment, not make you think i’m johnny fucking cool drunk.
do you take field trips? will you come to my house and get drunk on fighting cock?
occasionally we do get out. the fighting cock gives you the ideas. if your offer seems suitable, it’s an actual dwelling that preserves us from drunk in public charges, and/or the offer is so sweet it otherwise cannot be turned down you bet your sweet ass it’ll probably go down. no guarantees of your personal enjoyment or growth if such an event happens. it must also be agreeable to our schedules and personal preferences. all offers void in places that blah blah blah.
are you drunk on fighting cock or other writing enhancing substances when you write this?
a little bit from column a, a little bit from column b.
i bet i can out drink you.
i bet you can.
so are you all just not drinking that much anymore you sissies?
who the fuck are you, a cop? don’t worry about how much we are or aren’t drinking. you’re not even my real dad.
why doesn’t my liquor store carry fighting cock and how can i remedy the situation?
your liquor store doesn’t carry it because they are full of shit, scared little babies and/or bible thumpers who don’t want to see you cast in to a shadow of darkness. sweet, sweet, awesome darkness. nothing short of hair trigger violence or asking them politely to order it for you will fix the problem.
how do people find out about fighting cock summer?
well mainly through word of mouth. however some people stumble in to it through searches. even more interesting is the fact that wordpress lets you see what people are searching for that leads them to you. thus now i give you a run down of internet searches that people did to get here. it proves the internet is a strange fucking place. my favorites being burn big cock phobia and family gives fucklessons. who in the fuck are you people?
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other faqs will be added as needed.
May 10, 2009 at 7:18 pm
How about you boys and that cock come out for some field research to the funderdome center of excellence.